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Lisa Lampanelli

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The more conservative you dress, the more you can get away with.

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I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you’ve arrived.

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Every day, I wake up and ask, ‘Am I hungry?’ If I’m physically hungry, I eat something that’s hopefully good for me, and then do it again in a few hours. If I get a phone call I don’t like, I’ll say to myself, ‘Is that the reason I want to eat something?’ If it is, I try not to do it. It’s literally a lifestyle.

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May 6, 2024

Every day, I wake up and ask, ‘Am I hungry?’ If I’m physically hungry, I eat something that’s hopefully good for me, and then do it again in a few hours. If I get a phone call I don’t like, I’ll say to myself, ‘Is that the reason I want to eat something?’ If it is, I try not to do it. It’s literally a lifestyle.

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May 6, 2024

I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you’ve arrived.

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