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Zach Galifianakis

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I try to write three jokes every day. I don’t sit down and write them, it’s just things that pop into my head. Then I’ll go watch it fail onstage that night.

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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.

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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that’s totally wiped out; I don’t think it really exists anymore.

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June 15, 2024

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that’s totally wiped out; I don’t think it really exists anymore.

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June 15, 2024

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.

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