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I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It’s to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality.

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Willie Geist

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I often eat Skippy’s Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don’t shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.

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I don’t think anybody’s quite accurately branded me. I’m not sure I could do it myself.

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June 13, 2024

I don’t think anybody’s quite accurately branded me. I’m not sure I could do it myself.

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June 13, 2024

I often eat Skippy’s Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don’t shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.

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