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God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.

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I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm?

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The place where you’re from defines who you are. You put yourself in the wrong situation, the wrong things happen.

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June 12, 2024

The place where you’re from defines who you are. You put yourself in the wrong situation, the wrong things happen.

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June 12, 2024

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm?

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