Everyone who has kids that you talk to tells you, ‘Wait until you have kids. It’s going to change you.’ You’re like, ‘Nah, come on. How can it change you that much?’ But it changes you so much. Michael Chandler Read Quote
To anybody who says to me, ‘I’m in character,’ I say, ‘You should be in an asylum.’ If you don’t know that you’re pretending, then you should really seek medical help. I don’t have patience for that stuff. D. B. Sweeney Read Quote
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. Jimmy Cannon Read Quote
Growing new limbs, copying internal organs like a Xerox machine, exponential increases in computing power, better eyes and ears – I could read stories like this endlessly. S. Jay Olshansky Read Quote
I’ve always been very image prone, along the lines of bands like Black Sabbath and even Devo. Peter Steele Read Quote
For the most part, it is really nice when people come up to me, because I do think that people who are awkward relate to me, and that’s really nice. It’s generally good. Rashida Jones Read Quote
