There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. Ron White Read Quote
When I was little I went to a Baptist Church with my grandmother. My earliest memories were of her falling out in the middle of the floor and they had to cover her with a white sheet. Every time we went to church it was scary. The music would start playing, and then everybody would start running and shouting and hollering and screaming. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
The world wide web has really been quite spectacular and not something I would have predicted. Jon Postel Read Quote
Clearly, I wanted to be a pro wrestler, but I got laughed at. I was kind of the runt. I was never the tallest kid or the biggest kid or the strongest kid, so I would get laughed at when I’d say it. Xavier Woods Read Quote
I have a lot of good football talk with cabbies, but when you want to get somewhere in a hurry, it can be distracting. I always know they’re going to want to talk football if ‘Talksport’ is on the radio. Frank Lampard Read Quote
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too. Billy Carter Read Quote
There is a different future that is available to North Korea, if they choose differently. Mitchell Reiss Read Quote
I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God. Russell Johnson Read Quote
