They don’t make you pay for the humor. It’s up and down, but they’re trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Mike Judge Read Quote
Our country is wounded and bleeding now if we don’t know whether or not habeas corpus exists. Keith Olbermann Read Quote
I’d like to make as much art as I possibly can before I die, so I’m working on a few things. Ezra Miller Read Quote
My first professional fight was a tournament with maybe one or two thousand people there. Aleksei Oleinik Read Quote
When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn’t be playing football. Joe Biden Read Quote
I can’t imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can’t imagine a life without her. Adam Scott Read Quote
I was halfway through a rough draft of ‘The Sisters Brothers’ when it came time to start the ‘Terri’ adaptation. Patrick deWitt Read Quote
The biggest challenge of being a pastry chef is that, unlike other types of chefs, you can’t throw things together at a farmer’s market. When you’re working with baking powder and a formula, you have to be exact. If not, things can go wrong. Carla Hall Read Quote
It’s amazing, as a player and as a coach, how you always remember the tough losses better than the victories. They’re just way more vivid. Ben Howland Read Quote
It’s such a long season, right? It’s certainly serious business, but it’s no sense that we all have to be miserable doing it. Nick Nurse Read Quote
