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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

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Soon, the viewer won’t even know if he’s watching on broadcast or the Internet. He’ll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That’s how we’ll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.

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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it’s not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

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May 21, 2024

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it’s not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

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May 21, 2024

Soon, the viewer won’t even know if he’s watching on broadcast or the Internet. He’ll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That’s how we’ll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.

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