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I’m glad Carol Vorderman has left ‘Countdown;’ I mean, it’s not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.

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Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that ‘someone who eats bats’ was buying it.

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The world is in a bit of a state. I don’t know how it’s happened so quickly but everyone’s a bit on edge. I’m not sure that our leaders are doing a great job globally. We’re hoping on Trump and Kim Jong-un – these two people who maybe aren’t necessarily the sanest.

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May 14, 2024

The world is in a bit of a state. I don’t know how it’s happened so quickly but everyone’s a bit on edge. I’m not sure that our leaders are doing a great job globally. We’re hoping on Trump and Kim Jong-un – these two people who maybe aren’t necessarily the sanest.

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May 14, 2024

Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that ‘someone who eats bats’ was buying it.

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