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Michael Ian Black

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Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

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There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that’s what a parent’s tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope.

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Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

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May 14, 2024

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

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May 14, 2024

There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that’s what a parent’s tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope.

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