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I heard Cher say, ‘I answer to two people: Myself and God.’ I say, ‘I only answer to me. I’m not sure I appreciate God’s opinion.’

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I’d played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

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I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I’ll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

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May 6, 2024

I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I’ll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

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May 6, 2024

I’d played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

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