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My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts – but we can’t get a word out of him.
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When we were courting, I told my wife: ‘I could live in your eyes.’ She said: ‘You’d be at home; there’s a stye in one of them.’
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I’ve got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
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