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It’s amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There’s some sort of unspoken license… when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

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My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus… there has to be some sort of reality show in that.

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Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I’m hooked up differently.

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May 3, 2024

Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I’m hooked up differently.

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May 3, 2024

My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus… there has to be some sort of reality show in that.

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