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Hors D’oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

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I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

There’s something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can’t live with each other makes you feel there’s something wrong with you.

May 2, 2024

There’s something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can’t live with each other makes you feel there’s something wrong with you.

May 2, 2024

Hors D’oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Jack Benny

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I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

There’s something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can’t live with each other makes you feel there’s something wrong with you.

There’s something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can’t live with each other makes you feel there’s something wrong with you.

I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

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