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Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her ‘kids,’ because you’ll only end up paying for their schooling.

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There’s a good chance that if you’re talking to me when I’m snoring, it means I’m bored.

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April 28, 2024

There’s a good chance that if you’re talking to me when I’m snoring, it means I’m bored.

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April 28, 2024

It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside.

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