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As a mother, I don’t want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah.

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Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little piggies are going to be covered in those awesome no-skid hospital socks which I kept on for three days.

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I’m not actually perishing, but I do feel like I die a little every time someone uses ‘literally’ to mean ‘really.’

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April 27, 2024

I’m not actually perishing, but I do feel like I die a little every time someone uses ‘literally’ to mean ‘really.’

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April 27, 2024

Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little piggies are going to be covered in those awesome no-skid hospital socks which I kept on for three days.

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