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Daniel Mallory Ortberg

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The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can’t keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer’s side of the partition.

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Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, ‘I’m amazing! Look at me!’

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My credentials, briefly: I no longer go to church or believe in God, but I can still name every one of the fruits of the Spirit and reeled for days upon hearing the announcement that Audio Adrenaline was reunited with one of the singers from DC Talk.

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April 25, 2024

My credentials, briefly: I no longer go to church or believe in God, but I can still name every one of the fruits of the Spirit and reeled for days upon hearing the announcement that Audio Adrenaline was reunited with one of the singers from DC Talk.

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April 25, 2024

Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, ‘I’m amazing! Look at me!’

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