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Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

No, that’s not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday’s. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

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No, that’s not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday’s. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

No, that’s not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday’s. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

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