My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, ‘brand,’ and it’s like, ‘All right, if that’s the way you want to look at yourself.’ Diet Pepsi’s a brand; you’re a human being. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
