Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I’m pronouncing that right. I’m named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
It’s not good for comedy to be like, ‘Thanks for liking me.’ Being popular is poison. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother’s basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I’ve gotten work is because I’ve somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I’ve been asked to auditions. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
I understand Tea Partyers’ anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can’t be part of that. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
I’ve been wanting kids for 10 years. I’d love to adopt, have them naturally – all of it. I want, like, 15. Zach Galifianakis Read Quote
