I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return. Willie Geist Read Quote
Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer’s a bit of a loose cannon. A suit decided long ago what it wanted to be, and it doesn’t want to hear your ideas, but a blue blazer only got around to half the job. So it leaves it up to you to find its bottoms. Gray slacks, blue jeans, patterns, white pants and different blue shades all work. Willie Geist Read Quote
Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he’s a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there’s no turning back. It’s like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn. Willie Geist Read Quote
When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with. Willie Geist Read Quote
I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and he was asked about Iraq, and he said ‘I’m buying shrimp.’ You think that wouldn’t be a headline everywhere? Willie Geist Read Quote
If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest. Willie Geist Read Quote
I’m not a coffee drinker, so my drink is kind of like a girlie skim chai latte. I’m not proud of it, but it’s really good. Willie Geist Read Quote
I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It’s to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality. Willie Geist Read Quote
