Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Will Rogers Read Quote
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. Will Rogers Read Quote
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. Will Rogers Read Quote
So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. Will Rogers Read Quote
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got. Will Rogers Read Quote
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. Will Rogers Read Quote
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs. Will Rogers Read Quote