Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one. W. C. Fields Read Quote
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields Read Quote
