The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. W. C. Fields Read Quote
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. W. C. Fields Read Quote
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. W. C. Fields Read Quote
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W. C. Fields Read Quote
