Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. W. C. Fields Read Quote
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. W. C. Fields Read Quote
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields Read Quote
