W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.

W. C. Fields

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

W. C. Fields

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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

W. C. Fields

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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Show me a great actor and I’ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you’ve seen the devil.

W. C. Fields

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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.

W. C. Fields

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.

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On the whole, I’d rather be in Philidelphia.

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I must have a drink of breakfast.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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