I’ve tried several diets over the past couple of years – not because I need to lose weight, but because my pants are trying to cut me in two. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I took him for a stroll around midnight represented, to him, a commitment similar to marriage. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
I’ve always thought that I’d make a pretty good police officer, except maybe for the danger part. I have a rare medical condition that makes it difficult for me to risk getting shot, so probably I’d have to be one of those officers who work in ‘do not shoot’ areas. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
I know it sounds strange, but I’m one of those people who goes to a coffee shop to drink coffee. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
Communicating with teenage girls is easy unless you’re an adult, and then it’s like having someone take a pair of pliers and, one-by-one, yank off your fingernails through your ears. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
My younger sister looks to me to provide her with advice on how to do her job better – though she’s too shy to ask me questions, so I have to give her my opinion on an unsolicited basis. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
The story of ‘A Dog’s Purpose’ flowed into me a set piece. The entire book was just there, as if I were connected to a streaming service, a novel wholly formed of character and plot. This has never happened to me before or since. I prayed for help and I got it. A gift. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
I think I’m good at training dogs, but none of my dogs agree with me on that. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
Even if you’ve gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the sense that you’re a good dancer. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
You’d think skiing wouldn’t be strenuous – all you have to do, after all, is start at the top and let gravity pull you to the dessert bar in the lodge. But at those elevations, you’ll find about as much oxygen as you’ll find kindness from your children. It’s like spending six hours holding your breath. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
