I am an independent, strong-willed, free, and unfettered individual who lets his wife decide for him what he wants to eat. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
When I was in seventh grade, I was a scrawny boy with no muscles, so I went out for wrestling. My intention was to develop secret wrestling skills so that if I were jumped by a bully, I’d shout, ‘Ha!’ and he’d be on the ground in a headlock. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
The first cellphone I owned was hardly a slim, high-tech device – it was more like a brick with buttons, only with worse reception. If you wanted to use your phone to give someone a message, you were better off throwing it at him and hoping you broke his car window. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp, burp and growl – it’s like living with a velociraptor. The last time I went to try to shut it off, the thing bit me. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
My favorite ski slope is the kind that winds up at the cafeteria. My children, though, usually insist that I get out and take on a few expert runs, in a game called ‘Let’s See if We Can Get Our Inheritance Early.’ W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
My mother taught me to drive using the ‘Detroit Method,’ where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
Parenting is difficult under any circumstances, and in my father’s view, to raise a morally upright and honest child, you sometimes have to lie to him. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
I think, of all the holidays we celebrate, my least favorite is Earth Day. For one thing, I never know what sort of gift is appropriate. A jar of dirt, maybe? And it’s not clear to me why Earth even needs a ‘day,’ since a spin on its axis creates a day. That’s like giving a man who owns a shoe store a gift of a pair of shoes. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
Going to bed can cause imaginary conversations you should have had with certain people or real conversations with your brother who is calling from a bar in a different time zone. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
With a 3D printer, you could build your own car, one part at a time. When you were finished, you’d have an automobile that is extremely lightweight because it is made of plastic, which is good because you’d need to carry it because it is made of plastic. W. Bruce Cameron Read Quote
