I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Stephen Leacock Read Quote
It is to be observed that ‘angling’ is the name given to fishing by people who can’t fish. Stephen Leacock Read Quote