You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can’t get the pub out of the dart player. Sid Waddell Read Quote
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. Sid Waddell Read Quote
I’m a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual – when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson Pollock of the commentary box. Sid Waddell Read Quote
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don’t have to live like monks. I’ve only ever met one dry player in 35 years. Sid Waddell Read Quote
There hasn’t been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. Sid Waddell Read Quote
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips… you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. Sid Waddell Read Quote
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Sid Waddell Read Quote
