If it wasn’t for my trainer – who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. – I wouldn’t get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
I worked at Sears in the Woodfield Mall as a gift wrapper. I’m actually a great gift wrapper, and the customers were so nice to me. I was only 16, and eventually Sears put me in customer service because I was so friendly. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
Working with Tracy Morgan on ’30 Rock’ is really great. I love Tracy. He’s wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire – his apartment burned up and flooded my apartment. We live in the same building, but I’m eight floors below him and we had to evacuate. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
I’m a human garbage can, but I don’t like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like ’em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that’s the only way I can eat them. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
A lot of people say it’s cathartic to cook, and I’m like, ‘How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?’ Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
I just don’t believe in abortion, period. But I would never take away a woman’s right to choose what’s good for her body. But I still believe that when you do have an abortion, still inside, you go through a lot of stuff. It tears away at your spirit and your soul. So I don’t think people think about that. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn’t sound romantic, but otherwise it won’t get done. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
I’ve always had a quirky way of looking at things. It’s my coping mechanism. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
If you don’t go towards the thing you fear, you won’t be able to say you lived. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
I think it’s harder to forgive ourselves for mistakes that we made because we keep dwelling on it. We want to know how it affects other people, if they liked us for it, if they didn’t like us. I think we stress over it, we replay it in our mind. It becomes an old tape that years later we continue to play it in our mind. Sherri Shepherd Read Quote
