In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation. Samuel Butler Read Quote
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion. Samuel Butler Read Quote
I really do not see much use in exalting the humble and meek; they do not remain humble and meek long when they are exalted. Samuel Butler Read Quote
Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him. Samuel Butler Read Quote