What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny – but when I do it, it’s not? Sam Kinison Read Quote
I’m responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven’t. Sam Kinison Read Quote
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock ‘n’ roll and ex-wives. In that order. Sam Kinison Read Quote
I want to show people that there’s a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. Sam Kinison Read Quote
You don’t know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that’s nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That’s a tough crowd. Sam Kinison Read Quote
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That’ll get people’s attention. Sam Kinison Read Quote
