When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man. Sam Kinison Read Quote
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn’t want to drive there. Sam Kinison Read Quote
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself. Sam Kinison Read Quote
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s ‘don’t tell the truth.’ Lies keep you together. Sam Kinison Read Quote
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors – they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It’s paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They’re drawn to it as a career move. Sam Kinison Read Quote
