Comedians have to write to survive because you don’t get cast for your beauty. Sally Phillips Read Quote
If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie. Sally Phillips Read Quote
I’ve got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house. Sally Phillips Read Quote
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. Sally Phillips Read Quote
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling. Sally Phillips Read Quote
My blood runs cold when I hear the ‘great news’ that we have found a marker for the Down’s syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It’s only good news if you’re going to terminate. Sally Phillips Read Quote
I tell people that I’m a Christian, but I don’t think it’s giving an insight into who I am or what I’m about. Sally Phillips Read Quote
My mum’s from Yorkshire and my parents aren’t snotty or posh – they’re very hard workers, both of them. Sally Phillips Read Quote
