I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
On ‘Whose Line,’ we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there’s a lot of games that we just got tired of, like ‘Hats’ and ‘World’s Worst’ and ‘Hoedown’ and stuff. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions… I don’t know that I want to see how everyone looks now. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd – it’s a kind of a ‘make me laugh’ attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they’re suggesting everything you do. So they’re already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe. Ryan Stiles Read Quote
