We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar’s ‘Sea Pictures’ at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it’s the best job in the world. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred ‘Chuckles’ Jenkins, Britain’s oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred’s jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. Ronnie Barker Read Quote
