I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’ Ron White Read Quote
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help. Ron White Read Quote
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it. Ron White Read Quote
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me. Ron White Read Quote
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. Ron White Read Quote
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill. Ron White Read Quote
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there. Ron White Read Quote
I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit. Ron White Read Quote
