There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White Read Quote
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em. Ron White Read Quote
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do. Ron White Read Quote
