Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing. Ron White Read Quote
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Ron White Read Quote
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie. Ron White Read Quote
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor. Ron White Read Quote
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White Read Quote
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels. Ron White Read Quote
