I’m sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That’s about it; that’s all I’m allowed. That’s what’s legal for me to saute. Ron Funches Read Quote
Trying to maintain your health on the road can be difficult. Especially in the middle of the country where they close by 9 and you’re not out of work until midnight. You end up at a McDonald’s or Taco Bell. Ron Funches Read Quote
I look forward to going to Chicago because it’s where I grew up, and the food there is so munch. Especially during the winter, I get deep dish pizza or Italian beef, and it warms me up. It’s something I don’t normally get, especially here in L.A. where you’re always trying to be healthy. Ron Funches Read Quote
My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don’t like. Or things I don’t like. Ron Funches Read Quote
I was always interested in comedy, like when I was 5 years old. I watched ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘Benny Hill.’ I would always joke around with my sister. My mom was into comedy, too. She would go to the video store and get a couple of movies and some stand-up comedians’ tapes. Ron Funches Read Quote
Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don’t take themselves too seriously. Ron Funches Read Quote
We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless. Ron Funches Read Quote
I think I’d probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we’d get along, and I’d, like, chill him out because he’d be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I’d be like, ‘Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.’ And he’d be like, ‘Thanks, Ron.’ And then we’d form a friendship. Ron Funches Read Quote
The worst job I ever had was working as a Lady Liberty sign-twirler for a tax services place, where I’d just dance and have fun. The way I talk about it makes it sounds like a fun job – but then I got a staph infection from the costume. So that was probably the worst part about it. Ron Funches Read Quote
When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that! Ron Funches Read Quote
