I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote