What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other! Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote