My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. Rodney Dangerfield Read Quote
