I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born. Robin Williams Read Quote
I write on big yellow legal pads – ideas in outline form when I’m doing stand-up and stuff. It’s vivid that way. I can’t type it into an iPad – I think that would put a filter into the process. Robin Williams Read Quote
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams Read Quote
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. Robin Williams Read Quote
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes – I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. Robin Williams Read Quote
From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans. Robin Williams Read Quote
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but when it does, it’s like open-field running. Robin Williams Read Quote
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly. Robin Williams Read Quote
