Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben Read Quote
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben Read Quote
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben Read Quote
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben Read Quote
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh. Robert Orben Read Quote
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben Read Quote
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success. Robert Orben Read Quote
