I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. Robert Orben Read Quote
Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down. Robert Orben Read Quote
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet. Robert Orben Read Quote
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben Read Quote
