If someone annoys you on Twitter, check their feed first: you need to know if they’re crazy. Retta Read Quote
When I first started tweeting, I was just doing it because I was watching ‘Breaking Bad’ in my trailer and I was so scared by the assassinating cousins. And when people started responding to me, I realized it was like I wasn’t watching it alone. Retta Read Quote
I started once a week in North Carolina at a pub called Charlie Goodnight and met a lot of comics there. Then I moved to L.A., and if you’re not known, it’s hard to get stage time. So you start out doing what they call ‘bringers’ – you have to bring five people if you wanna get on stage. It was a lot of hustle, a learning curve. Retta Read Quote
If someone annoys you on Twitter, and they only have three friends, retweet it, then block them. Retta Read Quote
I know that meeting a black woman with a love for hockey is a bit like stumbling upon a unicorn in the woods… or a unicorn anywhere. I’m sure it’d be just as surreal finding a unicorn in downtown Chicago. But here I am. Retta Read Quote
I would often get called in to play a very loud, obnoxious – which, truth be told, I can be loud and obnoxious. My issue was when it was like a ghetto girl; I didn’t think I was good at it; I didn’t feel authentic. And so I had insecurities about going in on it. Retta Read Quote
Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ – I had a lot of friends who told me to watch it. And I was like, ‘I’m not buying seven seasons of a frickin’ show.’ It got to the point where, ‘Seriously, you have to watch it.’ Buffy is not my favorite, but it’s amusing. Retta Read Quote