It is with a heavy heart that I learn of Joe Manganiello, a.k.a. my wolfy Twitter boo, is seeing one Ms. Sofia Vergara. Retta Read Quote
I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I’ve always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was going to use my humor to get on TV to make money. Retta Read Quote
If your social media addiction comes between your relationship, you might want to quit. Retta Read Quote
I want to do acting as much as I can. When you’re on contract with a show, you can’t really do other shows. It’s hard to do film. I haven’t had the opportunity to even audition much for films because I don’t have an agent. Retta Read Quote
I’ve actually taken meetings about hosting a late-night talk show. I don’t know that what we know as a late-night talk show is what I want. But I’ve been talked into a talk show, but it would be different. Retta Read Quote
The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are the easiest and the funniest because you’re like ‘come onnnn.’ Retta Read Quote
I remember doing stand-up at an open mic a long time ago, and the MC was like, ‘Who’s next?’ I said, ‘Marietta Sirleaf,’ and he was like, ‘What?’ And I was like, ‘Ugh, okay, just Retta.’ It stuck with me ever since. Retta Read Quote
I only watched ‘The Vampire Diaries’ because my friends who loves vampires was like, ‘Just watch it.’ I was like, ‘No, I don’t want to watch ‘Gossip Girls’ with teeth.’ Retta Read Quote
