I’m not PC all the time in my phrasing, because that meets a wall; people won’t hear it. Ralphie May Read Quote
I’m topical as hell. That’s not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do ‘fat jokes’ better than I do – Louie Anderson, John Pinette, Gabriel Iglesias. These guys are phenomenal. Ralphie May Read Quote
The overwhelming majority of my material has very little to do with my weight. It’s certainly not the crux of my material. Ralphie May Read Quote
I’ve always been Ralphie, ever since I was a kid. My grandfather was Ralph. It suits me better to be Ralphie. Ralphie May Read Quote
In L.A., fat people are mythical. We’re like Big Foot. ‘Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who’s fat.’ Nobody’s fat in L.A. Ralphie May Read Quote
I never wanted to be known as a fat comic, just a comic who happens to be fat. Ralphie May Read Quote
You can have a poli-science degree but if you don’t know people, it doesn’t do you a bit of good when you’re talking to someone. Ralphie May Read Quote
